hehe....fighter

you've always wanted to see it happen.
some said it never would.
but it has happened....
FAN + CAT = ...

well well well...it seems that my little break of spring has ended. That means that i will be busy doing school stuff and diving stuff.......it also means that i will be busy spending every spare moment of my time NOT doing school or diving stuff....which means lots and lots of time spent doing...nothing....

hmmm, this is strange. my spring break was so relaxing and fun and YAYWOOHOO! type stuff....but all it was was me hanging out with weel and his friends doing stupid fun stuff. It would seem that the nothing that i did over spring break was much more enjoyable than the nothing that i do between practice/class/study hall.

anyway, it was a good break, got to see my cuz'ns, and i got to NOT dive for a week :D yippee!

Spring Break has been the shizzle for a while...which would explain why i haven't been posting. heehee...please forgive me, it's just too much fun doing....nothing.... :-D

Spring Break is the shizzle

Part of me feels like i should apologize for the recently unenthusiastic and boring posts. Then another part of me says "no, this blog is about me, not their entertainment." Then yet another part of me says "hahaha, look at that guy - he's got a 'fuck war' sign!". But seriously, my days lately have consisted of boring, depressing, annoyingly lonely times...so if you want better posts, start cheering me up.
:-D hehehehe....fuck war....hehehhe

heh heh heh heh
Remember that show "Hercules" with Kevin Sorbo? OH YEAH! You DO remember, because you watched it every sunday afternoon when you had NOTHING ELSE TO DO. I also watched and enjoyed Herc's and Eolis's journeys throughout the ancient lands of gods and godesses. hehehhe Remember Eolis? he was the coolest. Anyway, Weel and i would always make fun of the show because they had a sound effect for EVERY action.
For example: *forearm-grabbing handshake* WHOOSH!
*nod of the head* Whish whish!
*Herc' puts his hands on his hips* VWOOOOSH!...THUD, THUD!
It was so ridiculous that it was funny. Not just the sound effects, but the dialouge between these comrads ranged from sarcasm to cynicism. The action in the show revolved around two basic moves, "the dodge"-where Hercules and Eolis can evade EVERY SINGLE ENEMY ATTACK, and "prop-swinging-rampage"-this is when Hercules uses his unmatched strength to swing a giant pillar/fencepost/hay wagon/bad guy at the enemy(s) that is giving him trouble. During this action move, Eolis is either
A. in a headlock
B. held by two enemies while one gives him shots to the ribs
C. running desperately away from multiple enemies OR...
D. All of the above.
So once a giant Krakken tooth is swung around the set, and all of the enemies lay defeated in their hay bales/fruit stands/feeding trough Eolis and Herc' brush their hands off and get going on their wonderful journey....the goal of that journey, you ask?.....to beat up bad men. Why not stay in one place? Because....er...uh......he's HERCULES!!! and....uh....HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO ANYBODY.....right? anyway it was a good way to waste half an hour of my lousy afternoon, so i declare the show "goot".

I could very well have something interesting, entertaining, or possibly thought-provoking to say...
but i don't
:D

nobody loves me up here

no stars, no hope
no stars tonight

be back monday

Well i'm sitting here in the computer lab, wondering to myself how the hell my geography TA became a TA in the first place. Because she really has NO idea what is going on....ever. And if she even had an inkling of a clue of what was happening around her, she would be too nervous to really do anything.
In case you haven't noticed, i don't like my geography lab teacher. She is very unorganized and bitchy. I missed class for a week because i was at a diving meet. I came back to class and found out that i had missed a group assignment. She took me outside and started bitching me out because i haven't been coming to class lately. I showed her my NEW excuse form, telling her that i would again be leaving for a meet, and then it all came together in her little, diseased, coffee-addicted mind. She apologized and gave me assignments, to make up for the missed project grade. But MAN was that annoying.
GAH!
BLLUUUUU!!!!
FLIMBINOGANANANANANA!!!!!!!!!
i need a punching bag or something, cuz this stress is going to kill me sooner or later.

So yeah, zac is slowly turning into a mentally deficient human being. He does things that people with no logic would even imagine of doing. He lies. He blatently lies to people about trivial, stoopid things. It's getting on my nerves. He's a great roomate...other than the fact that he tears up the room and DOESN'T care that I care. He tried to destroy our bunkbed, he took the screen out of the window, he drinks in the room(which i don't like(but i have told him and he doesn't care)), and the noise....why.....why the noise. Because of this ONE year living with him, i want to move to the middle of nowhere and just LISTEN to the complete and total SILENCE...because that is one thing that we have very little, or NONE of. But he lets me use his computer, and i'm on it almost 24-7, so i shouldn't be complaining at all. *shuts up*

tonight i felt like poo poo, zac was on the computer, there was nothing on TV, and i couldn't keep a good conversation going with Michelle(zac's GF who is visiting). So we sat there for a while, and then i picked up my bottle of honey, and she said that she'd pay me to pour it directly into my mouth.

She obviously does not know how much i like honey.

So after pouring honey on my palet, my entire body instantly tingled and relaxed me like nothing has in a long time. So yeah, i don't need beer, i have honey. And look mom! NO HANGOVER!!! As long as i don't get dependant on it, i can keep myself happy by pouring about a teaspoon of honey on my tounge every day. hahaha I can now say that i have a drug/substance of choice.
1 kooL bande: Floggin' Molly

i'm glad i chose mizzou

UNO: Either i don't think my thoughts are entertaining, or i'm running out of things to post. I think it's the first one. Cuz i'm super-homesick.
This weekend was great fun, and i got to hang out with Kim and everything, which was great, cuz Kim's da coolest. But then i remember driving like hell to david's house, to james's house, to drew's house, to the church, the pool, HEB, the movies, and even the airport (weel-WE FLEW IN THE CAR!)....and i miss those memories. I miss them so much that i become depressed and can't make new memories of my new home.
BAH!!! DAMN THE CYCLE OF DEPRESSION!!!!!!

DOS: Anyway, i found someone who likes more of the same bands i do, than any other person i know....which is weird, cuz i listen to a variety of vverid stuff. But i like all the stuff i listen to, and so does she...and it just happens to be the same stuff. So that's super cool, and so is Evangelion, but in a totally different way.

TRES: its not that i choose to stay up, it's that i am up, and continue to be up for many hours, without any actual reason to go to bed. So yeah.

QUATRO: Mom and pop are gettin' me a computer if my grades stay up.

CINCO: Chad and i might live together next year.

SEIS: Zac doesn't care about anything. (Zac = roommate)

SIETE!!!: Fact: women are attracted to letter jackets.
Fact: they are not attracted to DIVERS in letter jackets..... :-( haha, it's only funny because it's true....DAMN YOU LOUGANIS !!!!!!!!

well that's 7 little thingamagigs that have been on tap for this week. There was more, but i couldn't remember it...oh wait, i remember now...DON'T DRINK BANACA!

Today at practice, was one of the days where diving was the only thing i was doing, and the last thing i was thinking about. I was too busy being PISSED OFF AT MYSELF FOR NOT...uh....for not doing something. It was really wierd. I did a few dives...not too bad...then kept doing dives...eh....not bad, but certainly not great. THEN Greg (coach) gets mad at me for balking (diving term, i don't feel like explaining) too much, and then i get mad at him for getting mad at me for doing something I believe i have NO control over. So. He's mad. I'm about to do something stupid because i'm so mad. I keep diving, and i end up diving like $ |-| ! 7 for the rest of practice. It's not that i didn't want to have a good practice....it's not that i couldn't have a good practice....it's not that Greg caused me to have a bad practice....it's that i had a bad practice and i don't know why. Which is about 30 times worse than any other explanation.

Not being able to explain why i do something is single most annoying thing in the entire universe.

monkey poo

Today i saw so many people.... and missed many many more.
oof, that was kinda gloomy. I shouldn't do that, cuz i had a good day today. and it was pretty out too. OOH! OOOOOH!!! i have an A and two B's in my classes so far this semester. that's exciting, because i've never really had good grades like that before....except in 3rd grade....which was easy

"What is 3 x 2?" said the teacher "DUH, you stupidhead, it's 7" i said in my head

but that was 3rd grade, and i'm a lot smarter, and the classes are a LOT harder, so i should get super special extra points or something for having such GOOT grades (yes, goot) and again, i give you the stars....
....cuz quite frankly....
I love stars.

SHINY!

Write your answers down, so you can refer to them later.

I : Arrange the following 5 animals in order of IMPORTANCE (as in: which animal is the most important?):

Cow
Tiger
Sheep
Horse
Monkey

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II : Describe each item with an adjective, or adverb :D

Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Ocean
(tip: for ocean, don't say wet)
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III : Relate each color to someone you know. (eg) When you think of yellow, who do you think of?

Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green

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Are you done???? Make sure your answers are what you TRULY feel....... Last chance......this test is only good the first time...... See interpretations below

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I : AMINALZ!!!! This will define your priorities in life

Cow means career
Tiger means pride
Sheep means love
Horse means family
Monkey means money

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II : This is funny
Your description of Dog implies your own personality
Your description of Cat implies your partner's personality
Your description of Rat implies your enemy's personality
Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex
Your description of Ocean implies your own life

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III : THE COLORS, DUKE, THE COLORS!!!!!
Yellow - somebody who will never forget you
Orange - someone whom you can consider as your real friend
Red - someone you really love
White - your soulmate
Green - a person whom you will always remember for the rest of your life

If you haven't seen Mars Attacks, you are missing one of the craziest movies in the world. Just thought i'd let you know.

I'm babbling, so i won't post, cuz it'll make no sense. So.......yeah, i'll post tomorrow.