I am Jarman.

the single-turn jar-opener superhuman wonder freak

Monday, January 31

Title of the post of which i will tell you about the time that i wrote about a post which was titled...

So i got home the other day from my meet in Iowa(won both boards) and found out that my internet connection was no longer working. I hope Vick didn't have anything to do with that, because if he did i might have to kill him. *stab stab slice*

But i'm posting on jessica's lappy right now and about to go to tower practice.
(p.s. - I like jessica MUCHO)

Um.... i'm going to apologize for the lack of posting. I should post more.
And
I
WILLLLLLLLLLLlalalalalalalalalala

P.p.s. - shark and i snuck into the pool this weekend... i shall say no more of this adventure ;-)

Wednesday, January 19

'95 Altima SE

FUCK YOU, CAR.
I AM DONE DEALING WITH PROBLEMS.
IT'S OVER.
I NO LONGER HAVE A VEHICLE.
THIS IS NOT BECAUSE THE CAR DOESN'T FUNCTION, I AM DONE WITH THE CAR BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO GIVE UP ON IT.
IT'S OVER.
GOODBYE.