I am Jarman.

the single-turn jar-opener superhuman wonder freak

Wednesday, March 30

Théoden is a badass

Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise. Arise, Riders of Théoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises.

Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death!

Rohirrim: DEATH!

Death!

DEATH!

DEATH!!!

Forth, Eorlingas.

Tuesday, March 22

Cannot let this sit idle

If there is one thing I enjoy about family, it is the family's ability to overcome obstacles. The beauty of a family rallying around something or someone to make it or them better is fantastic. Sometimes, a situation happens where a problem cannot be fixed, but most of the time it is because there was a lack of support earlier in the problem's history.

What i'm trying to say is that problems are best SOLVED, not prevented.

I was greatly disturbed this morning by a friend's troubles(or sister) and felt the need to write about it a little bit. Thank you.

Monday, March 7

Stephanie Marie Drake (part 1)

She whines and complains and bitches and moans and gets angry and frusterated and shocked and confused and amazed and impressed and inspired and intrigued and depressed and degraded and uplifted all faster than you can type any one of those words. She has no physical prominence in that she is thinner than a freshly sharpened #2 pencil. Her poly-hued hair is always interesting enjoy (or hear about in my case). She has postcards and movies and MOVIES STARRING JON CUSAK and CHARLIE CHAPLIN. Then she told me about Amelie, her favorite. When i finally saw the movie, i finally realized how much Teffy really cares about people. I see her in that movie speaking french and smiling so cute and being so nice... for me, Teffy is Amelie. She is as close as it gets, anyway. She has plans too. She has plans with me, plans with LEE, plans with several people as far as i know. We plan to visit FRANCE. We plan to visit and be in France because she has never been, and she should go, just like everyone should visit a foreign country in their life. And for YEARS now, she has planned for world domination with the sidekick-aid of my brother. I now fear their preemptive wrath, and can only hope they spare me a wicked and painfull death when their oyster becomes the world...or when the world is their oyster..... Anyway, i send her postcards. I travel, and she doesn't travel nearly as much as I do with diving, so i let her go with me with postcards. She has a ceiling/wall full of them and I've only seen them once. (Because i was the first BOY to ever be in her ROOM hehehehehe) Speaking of which, her mom thinks we're going to get married and her sister probably still doesn't remember me that one time i jumped her car, and her little brother SOUNDS like a cool dude because he plays cool video games but i haven't ever met him...or her older brother. But she loves her family and because of that, i love them too. :D But when she doesn't LIKE them, neither do I, and to hell with them for today.

and speaking of today, i will have to finish this later. I have been working on it for a little while but i can't ever seem to get the right words out all at once. So look for an addition to this post in the next few days.