I am Jarman.

the single-turn jar-opener superhuman wonder freak

Thursday, August 28

I think I'll play halo after they patch it

I'm sick of hearing people complain about the price of Castle Crashers.

20 years ago, people would pay $20 for ONE SINGLE DAY at an arcade.
You got to play several different games and pour quarters into machines due to lame deaths, cheap surprises, and really tough bosses.
Castle Crashers is an arcade style game.
You die frequently and quickly.
Good gameplay is trained, not spoon-fed.
You can use several different tactics due to the fact that FOUR PEOPLE CAN PLAY THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME.
FOUR PEOPLE CAN PLAY THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME.
FOUR PEOPLE CAN PLAY THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME.
Take your $15 goddamn dollars, divide by 4, and that's how much you should be paying (IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOU(the price of THAT, however, is invaluable)).

Allow me to rephrase that: Instead of watching 2 people desperately try to out-do one another in guitar hero, or watch one person flail around helplessly on drums in rockband, or stand in a room probably not big enough to seat 4 people and give them Wiimotes to wiggle around for a game of TENNIS, you can have them -sit- and hold a -controller- that commands a little dude that has -endless magic- and goes through level after level of -seemingly endless fun- or untill -one of your -friends- has to go home because they have to go to work in 5 hours and -needs sleep-.

It's not supposed to be a million-dollar blockbuster title. They don't want a million dollars, they want a million fans.

For certain, they have one.